An Sincere Assessment of GreenPan’s ‘Final Fork’

Oxford Languages defines the phrase “final” as “the perfect achievable or conceivable of its form”; the Cambridge dictionary says that it’s the “most excessive or necessary as a result of both the unique or closing, or the perfect or worst.” So with that in thoughts, what’s the final model of a utensil you utilize on daily basis, say, the standard fork? Wouldn’t it be the best achievement in eating instruments? Essentially the most excessive, with infinite tines? One of the best, or the worst, and what do these qualifiers even imply relating to a fork?

These had been the questions raised when a cooking software referred to as the Final Fork, made by the corporate GreenPan, got here into my possession. I lately turned a fan of GreenPan, the “unique” maker of unhazardous, nonstick cookware, as a result of I used to be feeling overwhelmed by the huge array of nonstick choices on the market and was really helpful the model by a pal with unfussy and pragmatic style (however who nonetheless likes issues that look good). I’ve been having fun with a lot of its cookware choices, together with the Valencia Professional stainless-steel sauté pan and this pretty pan (made in collaboration with a celeb who shall not be named however has additionally turn out to be one thing of a cooking influencer). Whereas perusing GreenPan’s web site, I noticed one thing referred to as the Final Fork, and instantly, I knew I needed to have it.

In relation to my favourite utensil, I, like Shoshanna from Ladies, am keen on the spoon. “Why would you need chilly metallic prongs stabbing you within the tongue when as an alternative you may have meals delivered into your mouth on a cool, comfortable pillowy cloud?” Shoshanna asks Adam, who prefers the fork. And it’s true; in some way, my sink is consistently full of spoons, with the variety of forks utilized in my family every day trailing far behind. I feel it is because my breakfast routine alone requires a minimal of three separate spoons, however we gained’t get into that. All this being stated, earlier than assembly the Final Fork, it could have been laborious for me to think about how a normal fork may very well be improved upon. You employ it to stab issues after which put these issues into your mouth and eat them, and most forks appear to ship in that respect. However I used to be enticed by the concept that a fork may accomplish that rather more, and into my cart it went.

When the Final Fork arrived, I used to be impressed by its dimension and girth. The fork shouldn’t be for casually changing a normal-sized fork. At 11 inches lengthy, it’s roughly the dimensions of a spatula, and maybe as a result of it’s fairly large, it seems like a medieval pitchfork. It’s manufactured from a metal body coated in versatile, nonstick silicone, making it adept at each stabbing and scraping. In truth, GreenPan promised that its “endlessly versatile 10-in-1 design means you’ll be able to stir, combine, mix, mash, scrape, whisk, elevate, scoop, shred, and flip,” so for the final three weeks, I’ve been on a mission to see what the Final Fork can do {that a} regular-degular fork can’t.

Listed below are some issues I’ve accomplished with the Final Fork:

Twirling pasta within the pan

I made a completely divine shrimp scampi. Wait — pause — simply take a look at it:

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Whereas incorporating the cooked pasta into the delectable, garlicky, butter, white-wine sauce, I felt the urge to twirl it, as one would possibly with any lengthy noodle. As you could know, you shouldn’t use an everyday metallic fork to twirl pasta in a nonstick pan, lest you harm the pan’s coated floor. Nevertheless, as a result of the Final Fork is coated in versatile silicone, you could twirl away. Enjoyable!

Stirring comfortable scrambled eggs

Tender scrambled eggs should be handled with nice take care of the perfect outcomes. First, you will need to whisk the eggs a bit in a bowl earlier than placing them in a pan. I traditionally used an everyday fork for this, however the Final Fork can also be very able to reaching well-mixed eggs — I’m undecided about “higher,” however no matter. A normal spatula requires sure exact motions to stir them to the right constant, fluffy texture, however an Final Fork’s tines dragged by way of the eggs a number of instances leads to fast and even cooking.

Stabbing olives

Typically, you could want to stab three or 4 olives on the similar time, whether or not for a martini or simply as a result of, like me, you actually get pleasure from a pleasant, briny olive. An everyday-sized fork can solely deal with two. The Final Fork will deliver you many (precise quantity varies relying on dimension of olives).

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Scooping up a slice of quiche

I received fairly bold about internet hosting an Easter brunch this 12 months after being reminded by my colleague Francky’s piece about Easter decor that it’s, the truth is, the cutest vacation if we’re strictly contemplating aesthetics. With this in thoughts, I ready a very over-the-top unfold for my pals, together with however not restricted to 2 quiches, a Swedish princess cake, a pink coconut cake, a 3.7-pound Snake River Farms Kurobuta ham, 24 deviled eggs, and a bunch of different stuff that was actually scrumptious however I gained’t bore you with, though I’ll make you, expensive reader, take a look at this photograph.

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The potato leek quiche was an exemplary tackle the savory-pie class, and I discovered that the Final Fork was very useful in getting underneath a slice and lifting it to a ready plate.

Scraping cake batter and frosting off the aspect of a bowl

I needed to make a pink coconut cake for nearly three years (it’s an extended story) and eventually made one for stated Easter, which was very fulfilling. I made a recipe from a (deservedly) canceled superstar chef who is thought for utilizing numerous sugar and butter in her recipes, and I have to report, the cake was fabulous! I used the Final Fork’s edge for scraping cake batter and frosting out of their respective bowls as wanted, and, after all, tasting them, tempting destiny by consuming among the batter though it contained uncooked eggs.

Holding down a ham when you carve it

One thing I noticed after buying my aforementioned massive, decadent centerpiece ham is that I would want to carve it and I don’t personal a carving fork. This briefly felt like an actual emergency till I remembered that I did personal the Final Fork, and whereas I did by chance carve into the fork itself with my very sharp serrated knife (oops!), it held the ham in place with a powerful grip contemplating that carving shouldn’t be one in every of its said functions. And because it’s made with food-grade silicone, if somebody by chance ate a bit of the fork, it’s no large deal (hopefully?).

Scooping up a slice of leftover cake

There was plenty of Swedish princess cake and coconut cake left over from brunch, which I slowly chipped away at in two-bite increments over the subsequent three days (I simply threw away the ultimate, pathetic-looking crumb detritus this morning) like God supposed. When there have been nonetheless cohesive slices remaining to serve, the Final Fork served as a extremely competent lifting software, as GreenPan promised, and as I’d skilled with the quiche.

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Issues I’ve not but accomplished with the Final Fork:

Let’s revisit the ten duties the Final Fork allegedly performs: “stir, combine, mix, mash, scrape, whisk, elevate, scoop, shred, and flip.” I can attest to it stirring, however I don’t actually see how that’s a lot totally different than mixing or mixing — let’s be sincere! Whisking additionally feels fairly stirring-adjacent, however I’ll grant that it’s a little bit bit totally different due to the aeration issue. I’ve not but used it to mash, however it may definitely scrape. It might probably additionally undoubtedly elevate and scoop, though, once more, these look like related features, and I’m positive that if I needed to flip one thing, it could oblige. I’ve not but used it to shred, however that sounds enjoyable, and so they forgot to say that it may additionally twirl.

So, the Final Fork is, on the very least, a really helpful five-in-one utensil. It’s additionally on sale proper now for 32% off due to GreenPan’s Earth Day sale, so you’ll be able to seize one for lower than 20 bucks. And if you wish to really feel even higher about getting one, for the month of April, GreenPan is planting a tree for each order positioned on its web site. Cute!

I feel it’s truthful to say that so far as definitions go, the Final Fork represents a step in the direction of the fork’s final type, and I like to recommend including one to your arsenal if you would like an excessive efficiency fork.

The Final Fork is out there at GreenPan.